Sam: "No Thanks"
Fran: "Sure!"
Kate: "All right"
Mariea: "I think I'll stick around for this, yeah sure, Whiskey sours please Rico?"
[Huge grin] Rico: "Suuuure"
Rico: "Bottoms up Ladies"
Fran: "Mmm I love these."
Kate: "I think I want a mixed drink, what do you say? And then dance floor. Thanks Rico, maybe we'll see you out there"
[Starring at Fran's ass] Rico: "No problem ladies"
Fran: "Loook at him Kate"
Kate: "Already on it"
So I may have noticed probably the best looking man in the bar scene and proceeded to walk towards him, struttin' my stuff, or at least trying the best I knew how.
He looked me over and I guess was liking what he was seeing, as he bought my a couple drinks and proceeded to bring me out onto the dance floor.
My god is this man a good dancer. Uhhh I can feel his six pack, Jesus.
Fran: "Can I just steal you for a minute pleaaase"
[giving her the worst look I could" Kate: "Umm in a minute?"
Fran: "No. Now."
Kate: "I'll be right back Alex"
Alex: "Ok"
Kate: "WHAT THE HELL FRAN"
Fran: "Cool it, we have worse problems then you grinding up on some extremely hot Australian looking man."
[making their way towards the exit]
Kate: "Oh really, I can't imagine, 'cause he even had the accent. You're a jerk, this better be good"
Fran: "Well you know those shots we took with Rico"
[out the front door]
Kate: "Yeah...what about them"
Fran: "Well You know how Sam said no?"
Kate: "Get to the point Fran, what's going on"
Fran: "Sam has no idea what's going on, she is ridiculously drunk and I did not see her take one shot with us, I only saw her sipping on a rum and coke with Rico at the bar"
Kate: "That's really weird, first of all because she didn't need to get drinks from him and secondly she thought he was a creep"
Fran: "Well, it was after 11, so she did need to get drinks from someone other than herself"
Kate: "Shit you're right, why didn't she ask me or you or anyone but someone she thought was creepy...wait wait you said she was acting really drunk?"
Fran: "Yeaaah"
Kate: "Ohhh crap, I think she's been roofied?"
Fran: "Yaaaaa think?!?!"
Kate: "Shut it, lets just go help her, we need to bring her home and keep talking to her until it wears off"
Fran: "Ok"
Kate: "Hi Tere, how is she doing?"
Tere: "She's Okay, I think she got it a while ago so it's starting to wear off, she's been drinking a lot of water too"
Kate: "Ok, Fran do you want to go get Annie and Mariea?"
Fran: "Yeah I'll be right back, give me your phone just in case"
[about 15 minutes later]
Fran: "Sorry, I could not find them for the longest time, they're just going to the bathroom and they'll be right out."
Tere: "Annie's sober so she can drive."
Fran: "You sure?"
Tere: "Yeah she didn't drink, she saw her friends and has just been dancing the whole time"
Fran: "Ok, let's get Sam in the car, how ya feeling honey?"
Sam: "Ok..let's just go home"
Never take a drink offered by anyone with the last name Suave
